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| PUMPKIN JESUS. |
| 11.14.05 (8:40 am) [edit] |
xXl33txl0riXx: Would you like PUMPKIN Jesus to destr--cleanse you?
lunatabby: OH. IS IT SPECIAL LIKE ELECTRIC CLEANSING?
xXl33txl0riXx: Indeed it IS.
lunatabby: ...OH. I DO BELIEVE.....OK, SURE. WAIT. A VOICE OF LOGIC SPEAKS IN mY HEAD...AND IT SAYS...
xXl33txl0riXx: It says GET THE DAMNEd CLEANSING
lunatabby: 'TUm DOO DE HUm~ THE mELODY OF LOGIC ALWAYS PLAYS THE NOTES OF TRUTH. EYES HAS ALREADY BEEN CLEANSED OF EYES' SINS AND THEREFORE SHALL NOT NEED TO BE CLEANSED AGAIN.
xXl33txl0riXx: Ah, but Eyes has accumulated NEW sins that can ONLY be cleansed with PUMPKIN cleansing.
lunatabby: OH. EYES'S GETTING SmARTER.
xXl33txl0riXx: Indeed. =D
lunatabby: ...AH. EYES FEELS THIS NEW INTELLIGENCE SWIRLING AROUND IN EYES' HEAD. INDEED. I SHALL GET THIS LORI-CHANS...CLEANSING.
xXl33txl0riXx: Gooood...since this is a more POWERFUL cleansing, there are MULTIPLE steps. Are you PREPARED to be CLEANSED?
lunatabby: YUZ, EYES IS.
xXl33txl0riXx: ALRIGHTY then. We shall start with the MENTAL cleansing. Here, I'll do it for you. *Sticks little thorns into his skin in a halo around Eyes' head.*
lunatabby: OUCH-OUCH-OUCHI-OUCH!
lunatabby: NUUU...EYES mUST NOT FEEL THE PAIN...FOR LORI-CHAN IS CLEANSING EYES...
xXl33txl0riXx: *stifles laugh* Yes, and next, the SPIRITUAL cleansing. First, you must remove yourself from worldly desires...that means NO FOOD, TOILET, WATER, or PIANO. *stands a few feet away and eats a biiiig, juiiicy hamburger.*
lunatabby: ....DOES THAT mEAN EYES SHALL BE SEPERATED FROm OTHER mEN?
xXl33txl0riXx: Yes. He shall stay in this room for THREE DAYS. When i return, you will be WORTHY of the final CLEANSING.
xXl33txl0riXx: *places a BIIIIG JUIIIICY hamburger in a cage and hangs it from the ceiling*Bye now~! *leaves*
lunatabby: *jumps up and down at the hamburger* NUUUU! EYES WANTS THAT HAmBURGER! AWWWGGGHHHH~!
xXl33txl0riXx: *shouts through door* NO! YOU'RE CLEANSING!
lunatabby: EYES CANNOT HELP EYES' SELF IF EYES'S HUNGRY. LET'S CHECK THE mAGIC POCKET.
xXl33txl0riXx: No food!!!
lunatabby: NO...mUST....RESIST...FOR...CLEANSING.
xXl33txl0riXx: Goood boy. When you come out I'll give you a treat for being such a good little disciple.
xXl33txl0riXx: *three days later* I'm baaaaack~! *burger is rotting* Has Eyes been a good disciple..?
lunatabby: .....
lunatabby: EYES....HAS...BEEN.........GOOD. *looks extremely haggard* NEED...CAVIAR.
xXl33txl0riXx: Weeeelll...you're in luck~! *gives a small plate of caviar.* Can't have you TOO miserable for the FINAL CLEANSING, can we?
lunatabby: AH....PRECIOUS PRECIOUS CAVIAR. mY HAPPY PLACE. *attempts to jump into plate
lunatabby: *
xXl33txl0riXx: So, are you ready for your FINAL TEST, before you can be cleansed and ENLIGHTENED?
lunatabby: YES. EYES IS.
xXl33txl0riXx: The final test...PHYSICAL CLEANSING... you shall become physically one with the pumpkins. Okay, now, what you must do is put this on your body... *gives large bucket of pumpkin paste* and put this on your head. *hands pumpkin* Then, and only then, will you SEE THE POWER OF THE PUMPKIN.
lunatabby: Now...Emily shall make you go blind..
xXl33txl0riXx: ._.
lunatabby: EYES WILL DO SO. *starts taking off clothes*
xXl33txl0riXx: *quickly covers eyes, shivering* I have the sudden urge to CLEANSE my eyes using RUSTY KNIVES.
lunatabby: You should use PRUDENT CHOICE.
lunatabby: EYES IS DONE.
xXl33txl0riXx: Okay, now you must go in HERE and proclaim yourself to be the PUMPKIN JESUS'S DISCIPLE. *Pushes into girl's bathroom in public place.
xXl33txl0riXx: *
lunatabby: *waves arms wildly* EYES IS THE PUmPKIN JESUS'S DISCIPLE!!! JOIN mE IN mY PURITY!!!!
xXl33txl0riXx: *girls are running out of the bathroom screaming MONSTER!!! NAKED MONSTER MAN!!!!* Eyes....I do believe you have just about achieved enlightenment~! All you must do now is find your INNER PUMPKIN, and BECOME ONE WITH IT.
lunatabby: *Suika runs over from nowhere and hands him an INNER PUmKIN.*
lunatabby: NOW ALL I NEED IS ANOTHER P.
lunatabby: EYES IS JUST ABOUT SET.
xXl33txl0riXx: Eyes Rutherford, I do declare you ENLIGHTENED!! Let me help with becoming one with your pumpkin... *smashes it over his head*
lunatabby: *swirleh eyes* EYES...ISSHHH....ENLIGHTENED!
lunatabby: BUT EYES SmELLS LIKE PUmPKIN NOW...
xXl33txl0riXx: Indeed!! Now, to prove how very ENLIGHTENED you are, you must answer the ONE GREATEST MOST PUZZLING QUESTION in the universe...no one has EVER ANSWEREd IT.......Why is the count BLUE?!
lunatabby: EYES KNOWS! EYES SHALL BECOmE A PUmPKIN mARTYR AND BAKE EYE'S SELF INTO A PIE! FOR HE DOES NOT KNOW.
xXl33txl0riXx: If you don't know the answer to that question, then you are not fully enlightened........
lunatabby: EYES DOES NOT KNOW... THEREFORE HE SHALL BECOmE A PUmPKIN mARTYR AND BAKE EYES' SELF INTO A PIE.
lunatabby: EYES SACRIFICES EYE'S SELF TO THE PUmPKIN JESUS!
xXl33txl0riXx: '_' What about the Electric Jesus? Will you simply ignore all he has done for you?!
lunatabby: EYES SHALL BAKE THE PIE BY....ELECTRICITY.
xXl33txl0riXx: Ahhh...yes, that should please both of our dear Jesuses....Yes, they are sending me a message...they say they would be HONORED for such a tribute.
lunatabby: EYES FEELS APPRECIATED FOR THE FIRST TImE IN HIS LIFE. THANK YOU mUCH. GOOD-BYYYYYYYYE FOR A CAUSE!
xXl33txl0riXx: ._. *watches in amusement*
lunatabby: *BAKES SELF INTO PIE
lunatabby: Suika is currently typing for eyes cauz eyes is cureently on the floor...
xXl33txl0riXx: Ah, I see. Well, Eyes will also not be wasted. His pie will be given to a starving village. ^^
lunatabby: gives both jesuses the pie
lunatabby: ENJOY~
xXl33txl0riXx: *Both Jesuses send the pie to a starving village in Africa, where it is immediately eaten up. Eyes tastes oddly like mint, comments one.*
lunatabby: eyes is too lazy to get back up upon the floor...
lunatabby: Oddly BITTER mint.
xXl33txl0riXx: *Mean while, Lori-chan is jamming to Blind Game Again.* Wonder what happened to Eyes......oh well~! Blind game Again~!
lunatabby: OH mY!
lunatabby: Really...we're listening to that right now too ._.
xXl33txl0riXx: ._.
xXl33txl0riXx: It just ended
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| Spiral |
| 11.13.05 (5:13 pm) [edit] |
SPIRAL IS FUUUUUUN. EYES RUTHERFORD IS FUUUUUUN. I think I shall PASTE the THING with ELECTRIC JESUS.
But...first...WATCH NEJI DANCE!!!
lunatabby: OH-OH-OH-OH! EYES KNOWS ALBERT. ALBERT IS EYES' FRIEND. AND EYES DOESN'T HAVE mANY OF THOSE.
Megami Lorien: No he doesn't.
lunatabby: EYES DOESN"T KNOW WHY BUT ALBERT LIKES TO DRESS LIKE A FLOWER.
Megami Lorien: Does Eyes believe in ELECTRIC JESUS?
lunatabby: EYES THINKS THAT'S...FRUITY.
lunatabby: LIKE WHO ALBERT SAYS TO BE HIS BESTEST-WESTEST FWIEND.
lunatabby: BUT EYES DOESN'T THINK THAT BLUE GUY LIKES HIm VERY mUCH...
Megami Lorien: ELECTric JESUS shall CLEANSE Eyes of his SINS. Would Eyes LIKE that?
Megami Lorien: ELECTRIC*
lunatabby: ...WILL IT HURT?
Megami Lorien: ...Not if you're stoned.
lunatabby: .
lunatabby: ._.
lunatabby: BUT EYES ISN'T...'STONED.' EYES DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THAT mEANS. IS THAT...SPECIAL?
lunatabby: I'm pretty sure....it's special
Megami Lorien: It's very SPECIAL. Shall I CLEANSE you now?
lunatabby: ....YES. CLEANSE EYES OF HIS SINS.
Megami Lorien: *plugs a cord in* Okay, just put this in your mouth, and you will be CLEANSED... *hands Eyes a piece of metal that is attatched to the cord*
lunatabby: ...EYES mOmmY ALWAYS TOLD HIm NOT TO PUT ODD THINGS IN HIS mOUTH.
Megami Lorien: Then stick it up your ass, whichever.
lunatabby: BUT...THIS IS SPECIAL.
Megami Lorien: It is a special cleansing device. In fact, it shocks the sins out of your system.
lunatabby: ...OK. WHICHEVER LORI-CHAN SAYS~!
Megami Lorien: Mouth.
lunatabby: *does....whatever*
lunatabby: I don't wanna know.
Megami Lorien: XDDDD
that was PART ONE. Part two TOMORROW. PUMPKIN JESUS.
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| Just for the goddamned heck of it |
| 11.11.05 (8:23 pm) [edit] |
*imitatiing Armstrong* SQUAAARE ENIX!!
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Ichigo: No.
Lorien: Oh...can I kill him NOW?
Ichigo: NO! NOW SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE! ARGGHHH!!!
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